Hundred Percent

About the Author

Joel

I'm not gonna apologize, I'm a cocksman. You and I both know that I'm a phenomenal dancer. I almost numbchucked you, and you didn't even realize. I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you. Basically I'm complicated, I have a hard time taking the easy way. I always knew I was never going to be a professional bull fighter, but that's not why I did it. I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week.